A bit of everything, a lot of nothing

Hello, my name is Avery. Elf Lord, Dragon Rider, general fantasy hero. I'm here to simply be me.
canon-twilicorn:

Source unknown. I’m giving you guys the farthest back I can go. If you know it, send me an ask or something.

canon-twilicorn:

Source unknown. I’m giving you guys the farthest back I can go. If you know it, send me an ask or something.

(Source: derpibooru.org)

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via herdyingbreed)

  • robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via epic-humor)

Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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